To each his own.  Some guys like little boobs, some get off on huge ole titties.  Yes I know some are ass or leg men.  Me, today this train of thought is just focusing on boobs.

Have any of you watched Housewives of New Jersey?  Okay Teresa one of the inexplicitly (probably mob money, ha ha) rich housewives calls her boobs the funniest things.  She calls them bubbies.  It looks silly on paper and when you hear it out loud it is really funny.

So my bubbies are on the small side…Don’t get me wrong I like my bubbies, as do many of you.  As many of you know I am toying with the idea of enhancing them.  Okay I am looking at boob job.

There is something infinitely appealing about firm, round, not too jiggly bubbies!  I find large fake breasts a turn on.  I get that it is not for everyone.  If I do decide to get them, know that it is what I want, not for any other reason.  Cause oy vay they are expensive, and did you know after 10-12 years you have to have them redone?  Gee wilikers  Opie that is a lot of money.

Still, firm round large breasts that make you feel good, look good, and make you feel even more sexual.  I like.

If I do this I definitely think a trip to New Orleans for Mardi Gras will have to happen.  Think of all the beads I could get. Any takers?????

Ever needed the laugh of a good movie.

I love going to the movies, and BD well not so much.  He would rather have me at home naked watching a movie. Can you blame him??

So, we compromise and meet in the middle on types of movies we watch. Lately I have been in the mood for comedies. I mean laugh till your stomach hurts funny.

I am talking bring out the super funny.  Okay, so I admit it I am a fan of Superbad. Watched it the other night and haven’t laughed that hard in a really time.  That is some funny shit. my favorite part is McLovin. Seriously him in the back of the police car, that is too much.

Now the other funny movie that got me all silly, was The Hangover. Funniest movie that has been made in the last year. Dirty humor and worth every minute.  One of the few movies that BD and I agree on

The creepy brother was a trip. I could not stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of my favorite lines is:

Phil Wenneck: Tracy, it’s Phil.
Tracy Garner: Phil, where the hell are you guys?
Phil Wenneck: Listen, we fucked up. We lost Doug.
Tracy Garner: What? We’re getting married in *five hours*.
Phil Wenneck: Yeah… that’s not gonna happen.

If you haven’t seen it, check it out and let me know what you think

Who knew that a Pedicure could be nirvana!

Before I moved to New York a pedicure was just a quick in and out, buff the toes, change the polish, nice but nothing too exciting.

Clean the slate, start anew. A pedicure in New York, or at least out here in Long Island is a sensual experience.  No kidding.  I get why all these LI housewives are addicted to the Mani/Pedi combo during the work week.

First, I go to this amazing brand new nail place (slate floors, bamboo water features, all very sleek, modern and chic) Have I set the mood for you? You pick out your toe color, and are seated in one of these monster vibrating massage chairs. 

Do you boys and girls have any idea how hard it is to keep a straight face while sitting in a vibrating massage chair while someone is gently massaging you feet.  I have to close my eyes and lean back so I don’t look like a total perv.  I mean really it is beyond sexy.

They do this extra long calf massage with hot lotion and heated oil, holey moley!  I am more than in a horny mood then once you are done,they put you into this nail dryer where you toes are heated up, then you get a complimentary back massage… Now they do not mess around this is a full back massage, complete with heated back pads.

So how many of you are hot and bothered for a pedicure. I know right?  And the best part these pedicures are $20, yes I said $20. Only in New York.

So I am all worked up, so today I headed back to the house, BD was no where to be found so I finished up with a little help from my vibrator and the playboy channel.

All because of a pedicure

Sooo many of you handsome boys have been asking what I like to do (outside of hot dirty sex) in my free time.

Well as you can see I do not have a ton of free time, and usually I get caught up in having sexy fun, and still there are times when I want to lose myself in Hollywood.

I adore going to the movies, BD is not a huge “go out to movies” type of guy, so it is my vice to sneak off to the movies by myself.  There is something so liberating about going to a movie in the middle of the afternoon and losing myself in a kickass film.

What type of movies do I like: Okay so I am all over the board about what I like.  Chick flicks are great, and I will usually wait till they come out on DVD.  The movies that I like to sneak off to see in the theatre are things like the Harry Potter series (I have read all the books , actually I have a degree in English, and focused on young adult fiction).

Right now I am into all those cheesy zombie, apocalyptic films.  I am dying to see Book of Eli with Denzel Washington, finding the time to go is proving to be a challenge.  Has anyone seen it?  There is something appealing about the idea of what would happen to our society if a weird crazy catastrophe would occur, like 28 Days Later.

Anyhoo, I like to sneak off to the movies when no one is looking, guilty pleasure indeed.

Oh, and by the way, no one is in the theatre on a Monday afternoon if you catch my drift…

What is it about a moment of clarity inspired by pure relaxtion that makes us think we are invincible?

Do you ever have those moments when you are like, “yes, I can do anything, why do I have this job, or why am I doing this in my life?” 

Yes, these are the moments that define us   Okay so right now you are thinking this is the  not Sexy Kylee we know.  Yes, it is and believe it or not I do think outside of the sexual box.

Don’t get me wrong I love my life, and I love tapping into my sexuality.  

This conversation is different. 

This is about the moments we have (small might they be), of ideas and clarity.

Ever wondered why you don’t have your dream job, ever wondered what would happen if you chucked it all and just did what made you happy?

So, all my life I have wanted to live in a warm tropic climate (no judgment boys, I know it is not a lofty aspiration, and I am happiest when I am warm).  Right, how hard could that be?  Well hard when what you are good at makes you money in a city where winter lasts longer than spring and summer combined.  I am great at what I do outside of my website, which I am still hoping no one from work sees, fingers crossed.  Do, I have any huge job/career aspirations,…?

Unfortunately no, like I said I am good at what I do, scratch that, I am f…ing Great at what I do.  Does that mean I love it?  Am I in a tropical climate, no!

Okay I am rambling… tends to happen.  The point of all of this is, why do we let things hold us back?  There are answers to every situation, the question is, to be happy are you willing to make the answers happen and be okay with that. 

If you want to change your stars, are you willing to live with consequences? (Knights Tale)

My answer, Hell Yes!  Nothing happens instanteously, but we can make ourselves happy. 

I guess that means one of these days I will have to take my own advice!

Till then,

XOXO

Kylee

So I am out with the girls the other night and the topic of vacation sex came up. If you aren’t aware of “vacation” sex let me enlighten you.

Vacation sex is like the sex you had right when you first got together, super hot and horny.  It is like for lack of a better term “Honeymoon” sex, even though no one really does the first time sex on the honeymoon.  Anyhoo, sorry off topic.

Vacation sex is by far the best way to get back in the sexual groove with your partner. There is nothing sexier than sex early in the morning just because you can, not because you want to “fit” it into the schedule.  You get to be horny just because you can.  You wanna fuck 3x’s a day and go back for more you can. Cause you are on vacation, and that is what it is all about.

The girls and I were chatting about how erotic it is to put on a bikini and then find ways to sneak off and find a place to sneak in a quickie. God, vacation sex is amazing. You have no cares, no emails, no texts, no work, no commute, no bills (for a few days at least), and hot sun on a g-stringed ass. Life really does not get much better.

So to prepare for “vacation Sex” you do need some pre-work.  Boys, don’t try to jump into 3 ‘xs a day on your lady with out breaking the goods in a little the week before.  My advice have as much sex as you can the week before, so the girl is nice and ready for multiple times on vacation.  Gotta do the pre-work.

Trust me it is worth it.  BD and I are did our part to prepare for Australia! And had lots of fun while there…

Hi Boys!!!! I missed you all over the Christmas and New Year’s Holiday but as you probably know BD and I were off having some fun in sun down in Australia for a couple of weeks We only took a couple of thousand photos for you while we were there, so we’ll have plenty to share with you over the up coming months. It was so hot (in more than one way) while we were there and I loved every second of it! Here are just a few of the photo sets that I have coming your way….

The jet lag is still kicking my ass – it’s a long ways from Sydney to New York City!! But I’m trying to get back on a normal schedule but the snowy day out doesn’t make it any easier. All I’d want to do today is lay in bed even if I didn’t spend 24 hours flying yesterday One last thing – the website is finally up and launched, so check it out and let me know what you think. We’ll be doing a little more to let the world know it’s launched later this weekend but if any of you are feeling up for it, sign up and let me know what you think

Fa la la la.

How did it become the time again for Christmas cards?

The time between Thanksgiving and Christmas just sort of disappeared.  Is it only me or does time go by so much more quickly as an adult?  To wax poetic, I remember as a child how the time between Thanksgiving and Christmas break used to drag by so slowly it seemed as if Christmas would never come.

Now, it comes to fast.  I was at the mall yesterday, yes the mall on a Saturday in December (it was a bold move, a little crazy even) and Christmas insanity was running rampant.  Since when did it become Ok to push and shove in Victoria’s Secret for the last size Small thongs in red. Oh, and the pushing and shoving was not from the ladies.  Yes, boys it was husbands out shopping for thongs in hopes of a jolly pre-holiday kickoff.

I must say I was quite impressed with the amount of men who were confident in picking out lingerie for their ladies.  Big Daddy is more of a online shopper, when we are out the crowds are soo not his gig.  Too be honest I am not usually a crowd kind of person either, and tis the season.

This year I am in the mood, actually not just the Christmas mood either (wink, wink).  I am in a great mood which makes sex even better.  After all, we have to practice every day before we go to Australia, gotta be in top form vacation.  There is nothing better than vacation sex, but that is a whole nother blog.  More later boys,  happy shopping (by the way ladies love lingerie for Christmas, just don’t have them unwrap it in front of the parents ).

XOXO

Kylee

Hiya Boys,

Been a little bit since I did a post, sorry Holidays and all

As most of you know BD and I are going to Australia here in a few weeks.  For obvious reasons I am uber excited.  Thing is we are going on a somewhat PG trip as we are going with family.  Sooo, BD and I will have to get creative about where we take pictures.

The beach photos are not a problem, I went to Wicked Weasel and Malibu Strings and got some sexy tiny g-string bikinis, which I adore getting to wear out.  Trust me we will have lots of those sexy photos.

And I am pretty sure we will get out and about at night to clubs and dance places.  Since I don’t know Sydney or Cannes Australia very well, if anyone does pretty please email me some hot places to go, hidden beaches for really good pictures, or even great places around the city for photos.  kylee@kyleesands.com

I know I have said this tons, I love warm weather, the hotter the better. Australia in December can life get any better.

The hard part will be getting through the next few weeks of work till we leave.  You know when you are excited about something it seems to never come soon enough.  Well for me this is one of those things. I am like a kid at Christmas, except my Christmas gift has lots of beach’s and blistering hot sun.  I like it hot……better to take off the clothes, or frankly not put any on at all.

Alright gotta run back to BD, he is giving me a standing salute right now (from a lateral position).  Gotta go be a dutiful wife (it is definitely my pleasure)

XOXO

Kylee

Hiya Boys,

So I am new to all this “blogging” stuff

I get a lot of questions about who I am, what I do, and of course my favorite; what I like.  So that is what I am going to do with this blog, well to start anyway.  Guess we will see where it leads.

I am Kylee Sands (if you are here you already know that).  Truly I am the girl next door.  I mean that literally, you might have stood next to me in the grocery line, or sat next to me at a movie theatre.  From the time I was a little girl and definitely into college I never wanted to keep my clothes on.

Why wear clothes when itty bitty g-strings are so much more fun, better yet bring on the nakedness.

For all of you that ask, yes I have a day job (and am thankful for my job every day), and with the economy being what it is I would like to keep it for as long as I can.  I am sure it is only a matter of time before someone figures out I have a site and naked photos.  Till then it is 9-6 Mon thru Fri.

I have a naughty streak a mile wide.  I have always liked sex and how it makes you feel.  I would love it if every woman would embrace how sexy they really can be.  Sexy has no standards, that is why I love to invite you into my life through my photos.

As you see my photos, you are seeing me. I am a silly, naughty, and completely devoted to everything I do.  I bring my passion to every relationship I have.  Friends, family, and most importantly my husband; Big Daddy.

Yup I am married, hence the title up at the top (sexy housewife).  I am utterly devoted to Big Daddy, he is the reason I have this blog and all the photos online.  He is the photographer on all my photos ( I am uber lucky).

I love love love Sex!  If  I could have that as my full time job (with BD as co-pilot) I would be in heaven.

I am so glad to have this place to chat and share things with you.  I am a little ADD, so if I get off topic bear with me, I am pretty high energy (makes for good times in the sack).

As always,

XOXO

Kylee